Damo on the train

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Posted By Damian Clark Saturday, August 4th, 2018

Read their words...2018's Pig Pen Blogs

At last, the sweet release of death. Not death… coffee.

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Monday, August 27th, 2018

Perhaps I am entering my fat Elvis stage?

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Sunday, August 26th, 2018

THIS FESTIVAL MIGHT APPEAR FINISHED BUT IT IS NOT

Posted by Richard Todd on Sunday, August 26th, 2018

The crashed ambulance show

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Saturday, August 25th, 2018

My people: pensive chucklers with one eye on bedtime

Posted by Richard Todd on Thursday, August 23rd, 2018

The audience has a life outside my show, and it includes a toilet

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Thursday, August 23rd, 2018

We had joy, we had fun, we are pretty fucking done…

Posted by Yianni Agisilaou on Thursday, August 23rd, 2018

I’ve planned your last fucking week

Posted by Eli Matthewson on Thursday, August 23rd, 2018

‘Why don’t you pore over every clause like a lawyer..?’

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Thursday, August 23rd, 2018

Salty effluvia has sluiced down my legs

Posted by Richard Todd on Tuesday, August 21st, 2018

I feel like a rabble rouser at a union meeting at the docks

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Tuesday, August 21st, 2018

My schedule: Late n barely alive

Posted by Eli Matthewson on Monday, August 20th, 2018

It is ridiculous. Who doesn’t like Hitler anecdotes?

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Monday, August 20th, 2018

Audience texters: mucoid bipedal semi psychotic bags of pus

Posted by William Andrews on Sunday, August 19th, 2018

An audience slower than an Edinburgh barrista

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Sunday, August 19th, 2018

Just pure unadulterated fatalism at this point…

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Saturday, August 18th, 2018

No, the order was right before. I think. Possibly.

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Friday, August 17th, 2018

Satu-rated fats

Posted by Eli Matthewson on Friday, August 17th, 2018

Nine years and two stars later…

Posted by William Andrews on Friday, August 17th, 2018

I’ve been doing my show in the wrong order all along

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Thursday, August 16th, 2018

Where was my fucking owl?

Posted by Eli Matthewson on Thursday, August 16th, 2018

Halfway through… can’t believe I almost quit

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Tuesday, August 14th, 2018

“Perhaps this is how Doug Stanhope feels all the time?”

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Tuesday, August 14th, 2018

For those who enjoy a train wreck look away now.

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Monday, August 13th, 2018

Damo is the new hot chocolate

Posted by Damian Clark on Monday, August 13th, 2018

Too many people, and then I try too hard…

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Monday, August 13th, 2018

Damo’s hard sell

Posted by Damian Clark on Saturday, August 11th, 2018

An open sore and a full bucket… I’ll take that as an improvement

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Saturday, August 11th, 2018

The reviewers seem close to mental breakdown. How can I ask them to review me?

Posted by Peter MIchael Marino on Saturday, August 11th, 2018

A coherent show and a sustained round of applause… at last

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Saturday, August 11th, 2018

A great show, delivered to a bunch of truculent bucket-dodgers

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Thursday, August 9th, 2018

Damo drunk and tired

Posted by Damian Clark on Wednesday, August 8th, 2018

There is something inherently ridiculous about a microphone

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Wednesday, August 8th, 2018

Fuck this audience. Fuck them all. (Almost all)…

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Tuesday, August 7th, 2018

This Sunday audience smells of indifference

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Monday, August 6th, 2018

These colours DO run

Posted by Peter MIchael Marino on Monday, August 6th, 2018

“When I playfully call them “Dumb fucking cunts” … it comes off a bit nasty”

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Monday, August 6th, 2018

Posted by Damian Clark on Saturday, August 4th, 2018

I regret secretly hating them … I really think I don’t understand people at all

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Friday, August 3rd, 2018

My head is a sea of fog

Posted by Stephen Carlin on Thursday, August 2nd, 2018

It was a Midsummer Night’s Dream… with scrumpy

Posted by Eli Matthewson on Wednesday, August 1st, 2018

‘No-one packs the laser printer for a scuba holiday. Only for Edinburgh.’

Posted by Yianni Agisilaou on Sunday, July 29th, 2018

Look at my face and weep, child journalist

Posted by William Andrews on Friday, July 27th, 2018

The monkey is still missing his arm

Posted by Richard Todd on Friday, July 27th, 2018

How To Do Good Acting #1

Posted by Garry Starr on Friday, July 27th, 2018

‘She would have loved this’…

Posted by Eli Matthewson on Friday, July 27th, 2018